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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8531 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.