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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4654 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.