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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9452 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.