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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6031 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6152 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8140 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.