HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4819
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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