HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Crops Grown: 7831

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

    KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed
    so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

    anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

    plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

    so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ores Mined: 7593

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

    GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

    at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

    so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 346 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

    Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 267 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 87

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

    Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RentalCraft Minecraft Server

    RentalCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

    Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

    Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

    TripDropOutNoInviteLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

    Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

    Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

    Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Infinite Void SMP
    Description Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
    Requirements 18+, Must join Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
    Do I need to join the Discord server? Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
    Is content creation mandatory on the server? No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
    Where can I find the application form for the server? Click here for the application form

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

    BlockyAnime Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

    Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

    Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

    Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

    So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

    And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 5467
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

    GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

    What awaits you on our server?

    PvP Arenas

    Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

    Economy

    Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

    Jail

    Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

    Features of our server:

    Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

    Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

    Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

    Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

    Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Potions Brewed: 117 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Date Night Minecraft Server

    Date Night Minecraft Server
    So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Mines Excavated: 2540
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8586 Potions Brewed: 136

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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