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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4823 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
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