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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6930 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!