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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3328 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 5477 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!