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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!