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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be? Join our server and embrace your true identity, whether it’s a fierce warrior, a mystical wizard, or even a misunderstood lesbian according to your friends!
We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.
So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!
