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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8922 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 | Votes: | 1488 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
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