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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 968 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4778 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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