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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4833 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2685 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
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