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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6709 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 82 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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