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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4703 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Votes: | 3729 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
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