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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8376 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 809 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
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SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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