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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7255 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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