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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3463 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Potions Brewed: | 182 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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