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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1457 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 115 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!