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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1999 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
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