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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1019 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4838 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
