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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5032 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
