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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.