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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4648 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.