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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6124 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4535 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.