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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7053 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 282 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.