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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1411 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.