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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5738 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.