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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4651 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 245 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.