CraftyPutin2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Post Nut Realization Server

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so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AirportPickupMC Server

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Magic Items Found:	2217
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NomNomCraft

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7603
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PutinCraft2020

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so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	870519	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2476
Dragon Eggs Found:	7741	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1