CraftyPutin2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4037
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchantments Applied:	212	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	1756
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2012
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5969
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Buildings Constructed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	6610	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	968675