CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8237	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	475	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1802	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1462	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	902	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.