CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4797
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	5488	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ores Mined:	7394	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.