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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8946 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!
But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.
And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!
