If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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