If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 172

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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