If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 289 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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