If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 531962
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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