If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY