join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Mines Excavated: 4176 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Dragons Tamed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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