join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 260 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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