join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY