CraftyPornServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP

CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP, COMMENTING, Communication, digital communication, expressing opinions, hesitation, internet habits, online behavior, online discourse, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, online presence, second thoughts, self-censorship, self-editing., social media, social-networking, thinking twice, typing and deleting, virtual conversations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out big time.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. But here’s the catch – there’s a dragon guarding it. Yeah, a freaking dragon. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja turtles ready to help you take it down.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs? Yeah, he’s a real blast at parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a real thrill ride, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whispering Nightmares

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling whispers, creepy phrases, creepy whispers, eerie whispers, frightening whispers, goosebumps, hair-raising, hair-raising phrases, haunting whispers, innocent sounding, Nightmares, petrifying phrases, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., terrifying whispers, unnerving whispers, unsettling phrases, unsettling words, whispered phrases, whispering

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4732	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

Whisper the phrase “I love cake” and watch as the ground opens up to reveal a hidden dungeon full of treasure and traps. But be careful, one wrong step and you’ll be surrounded by a horde of zombie chickens!

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous Endermen). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the monsters is the laughter of the moderators as they watch you fall into yet another lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

catholic church, clinical situation, complex, Diagnosis, FAITH, global concern, health, health condition, Holycraft, Medical, medical team, Minecraft, News, pope, PRAYER, prognosis, Recovery, religious leader, Server, spiritual leader, Treatment, update, Vatican

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

EuroCrisisCraft

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Crisis, Decision making, Diplomacy, Emergency Meeting, EuroCrisisCraft, European leaders, european union, exclusion, foreign policy, international relations, nato, Négotiation, Politics, response, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine talks, Unity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	8616	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOLZZZ come join our epic Minecraft server where European leaders gather for emergency meetings after Trump shuts them out of Ukraine talks! 😂🤣👑 We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, and you can be a part of it all! Build your own diplomatic headquarters, negotiate peace treaties with other players, and maybe even start a world war (in Minecraft, of course)! 😜🌍 Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself can’t get in – now that’s some serious VIP treatment! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political chaos begin! 🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpTakesOnEurope

Blasted Bays & Basins – Minecraft

12, 900 years ago, air burst, ancient history, basins, bays, Blasted, Carolina Bays, Cataclysmic event, Earth-Science Reviews, Elliptical geometry, Formation, geological evidence, geological features, geological formations, impact event, Impact Theory, Minecraft, Nebraska Basins, orientation, prehistoric event, research, scientific discovery, scientific study, Younger Dryas Impact Hypothesis

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2366	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	3830	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BUILD CAROLINA BAYS AND NEBRASKA BASINS WITH ELLIPTICAL GEOMETRY! WE BELIEVE THEY WERE FORMED BY A CRAZY AIR BURST OR IMPACT EVENT 12,900 YEARS AGO!

WE GOT NEW RESEARCH IN EARTH-SCIENCE REVIEWS ABOUT THE YOUNGER DRYAS IMPACT HYPOTHESIS, LIKE WHOA, MIND BLOWN!

SO IF YOU WANNA BUILD CRAZY CRATERS AND EXPLORE INSANE THEORIES, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🌋🚀

War of the Worlds

Active, BUILD, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, factions server, Friendly, Magic, Modded, Plugins, plugins galore, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shop, survival server, Trading, War, worlds

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A modded nations server with many mods to blow up opposing threats to your nation, ally with neighboring nations, claim chunks of land for yourself.

Server Information:

Server IP	173.240.146.198:25565
Version	1.20.1
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided above.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game guidelines for the rules.
Can I form my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation, ally with others, and claim land for your nation.
What mods are available on the server?	Please join our Discord server for the mod files and more information on available mods.

Chance in the Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, advice, autism, chance, Communication, Craft, Crush, DATING, high school, Insecurity, missed connections, misunderstanding, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, social anxiety

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Animals Bred:	135
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and live in a world where girls actually like you!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it means pretending to be someone else to impress a girl.

Who needs real life when you can have a virtual girlfriend who actually likes you for who you are, or who she thinks you are?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience a love life, even if it’s just in Minecraft. Join now and start living the dream!

ToyRageDadGoneMad

attitude, berating, birthday gift, collection, dad, diecast cars, Display, family, fb marketplace, formula one, rc car, relationships, renovation, screaming, selfish, Space, spoiled, ToyRageDadGoneMad, Toys, ungrateful, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2497
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your toy collection? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all toy enthusiasts, whether you collect diecast cars or F1 models.

Join our server and show off your toy collection in style! Build a virtual display room to showcase all your prized possessions, from rare diecast cars to massive RC F1 cars. No judgment here, we appreciate the finer things in life, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

And if anyone dares to mess with your toys, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a safe space for all collectors, where your toys are respected and cherished. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual toys, you can unleash your wrath in the chat and defend your collection like a boss.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner toy collector shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diecast cars and F1 models to add to your collection. Just remember, on our server, your toys are always safe and sound.

BoomerCrushes

admired., ageless beauty, aging gracefully, attractive, BoomerCrushes, Celebrity, charming, Crush, desirable, distinguished, famous person, heartthrob, Hollywood legend, hot, Icon, Idol, Mature, Older, Seasoned, Silver Fox, Veteran

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	75
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you might just run into your favorite older celebrity crush, who knows, maybe they’re secretly playing Minecraft too! Imagine building a castle with George Clooney or going on a mining adventure with Helen Mirren – the possibilities are endless on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for some celebrity-filled shenanigans!

CraftyBritsPeaceServe

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBritsPeaceServe, crisis management., deployment, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Négotiation, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, Support, Troops, uk, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	960
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7997

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE YOU WONT WANNA MISS. WE GOT TROOPS READY TO GO TO UKRAINE BUT LIKE NOT FOR WAR, JUST TO SUPPORT PEACE DEALS WITH RUSSIA. LIKE WHOA, TALK ABOUT DIPLOMACY IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BE THE ONE TO BRING PEACE TO THE LANDS OF BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE PEACE DEAL AT A TIME. JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BE A VIRTUAL PEACEMAKER AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT.

Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

Albus, Altered, altered beliefs, altered consciousness, Altered Reality, altered states, Beliefs, brain function, cognition, cognitive neuroscience, Consciousness, consciousness studies, experiences, mind-altering substances, neurology, neuroscience, Perception, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, sensory experiences, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Animals Bred:	106	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Beocraft

1.21.4, Beocraft, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Europe, Griefing, hermitcraft, Ip:, Join, new season, Novi Sad, Relax, Serbia, smp, Survival, Vanilla, verify, vibrant, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Beocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	6 years of community and experience
Rules	No tolerance for griefing and cheating
Community	Vibrant community
New World	New season started yesterday
Location	Server location in Europe, on the internet backbone. (Serbia, Novi Sad)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How to join the Beocraft Minecraft server?

Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6. Go to #verify-here and type /verify . The IP address is posted in the Discord server.

Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

1.20.2, brunette, clothes, controversy, Enchanted, explicit content, fashion, Girls, gossip, leaked photos, lingerie, Long hair, nudes, ONLINE, posted, privacy, scandal, sharing, social media, Threads, trending, viral, Yesterday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	736
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	2730
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3