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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9482 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
