so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9501
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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