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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8684 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.