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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 292 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Crops Grown: | 1109 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.