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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5124 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.