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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7240 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 157920 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.